"Bedrock, Bedrock" by Mark Jonathan Davis & Rob "Iceman" Izenberg (1993) (re-released 2021)

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"Bedrock, Bedrock" Comedy Parody Song
by Mark Jonathan Davis & Rob "Iceman" Izenberg
from the 2021 IceMark Industries album
"PARODY SONGS FOR A BETTER TOMORROW"

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BEDROCK, BEDROCK
(parody of “New York, New York” by Frank Sinatra)
(originally released in 1993)


“Never mind the instruments, you can hum the tune.
Now take it from the top!”
“Yeah, right-o Fred. Ah-one, ah-two…”

I’m sick of the news
Hate living today
I want to be prehistoric
Bedrock, Bedrock
“Yeah, heh hee-hee.”

Fred never wore shoes
“What are you, a wise guy?”
With Pebbles he played
“Coochie, coochie, coo!”
In the primeval mist of it
Bedrock, Bedrock

They are a modern stone-age family I’d like to meet
“Sweetheart! You’re home!”
And Fred will start up his car, using his feet

My civilized blues
Will melt right away
On a big dinosaur I’d sit
In old Bedrock
“Bam, Bam, Bam!”

Wilma would be my mate
I’d work for Mister Slate
Wish I was Fred
Bedrock, Bedrock
“Wilma! Get dinner on the table, I’m home!”
“There goes a sweet little old lady, Pebbles,
or my name isn’t Fred Flintstone!”

Bedrock, Bedrock

I want to live where
Barney Rubble is right next door
“(Laughing)”
Put out the sabertooth cat
Hit the drive-in
Big rack of ribs
Tips over the car

Yabba-dabba-doo
“Yabba dabba do!”
Is what I would say
I’m gonna have a gay old time of it
In old Bedrock
“I think it isn’t even fit for Dino to live in!”

And Dino will jump and bark
They’d eat him in Jurassic Park
Then he’d be dead
Bedrock, Bedrock
Bedrock

“What are you guys blabbing about,
will you let me out of here?”

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written by Mark Jonathan Davis & Rob "Iceman" Izenberg
(C) Copyright 1986-2021 Mark Jonathan Davis / Coverage Records / World Art Supply
http://www.markjonathandavis.com​
http://www.robizenberg.com

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