Bo Burnham - Hashtag Deep (#Deep) Lyrics

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*LYRICS*

Have you ever stopped to watch a blue bird drop from a tree and take to the air?
Me neither.
Have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme; but the right words just weren't there?
Meat cleaver

The people in my life are like grains of sand
'Cause they stick together
...often near my butthole.

If life is an ocean, I am a deep and handsome fish.
A fish that's drowning.
If the artistic process is the birth canal
Them I am a freshly jellied kid
Come witness my crowning.

These thoughts of mine
Must be a sign that I'm
Hashtag Deep

If Jesus can walk on water
Can he swim on land?

Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat
Instead of your girlfriends face?
Me neither.
...Me neither!

Have you ever wrote a song
Note for note and not a single not was out of place?
Duh!

The people in my life are like blades of grass.
'Cause they're all so grounded
But at least grass stays away from my BUTTHOLE!

Art is the Harlot, and I am her sassy Urban friend
Ooohhh, Bitch, why you being so selfish?

If Mama is right, and the world is my oyster;
then I must have an allergy to shellfish
You don't know
How could you know?

If life makes you wish you were dead
Just put on a good movie
Then promptly put a bullet in your head

Spend forever asleep
'Cause life pales in comparison to living the dream

Hashtag Deep.


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