Frictionless Wipe | AI Goes Punk | #ai #aimusic #aisong #beatsbyai #comedy #emosnotdead #music #suno

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Description

When the first wipe has no friction - I’m gonna be here all night.

AI Goes Punk

Lyrics

(Intro)
I’m gonna be here for hours
I’m never gonna leave
There’s no way out
I’m gonna be here for hours

(Chorus)
I’m gonna be here all night
I’m not doing alright
Because the first wipe
Was a frictionless wipe

(Verse 1)
Sat down, early this morning
Because I started prairie dogging
I wiped after my long black coffee
All I felt was squishy-squashy

Hung my head, low in despair
As I tore off another square
I’ll be here till at least midday
I knew I should have bought a bidet

(Chorus)
I’m gonna be here all night
I’m not doing alright
Because the first wipe
Was a frictionless wipe

(Verse 2)
I wiped and wiped and wiped I did
All I had was endless skid
This moistened stain I’ll never rid
As I wipe it only slid

I’m pressing hard I’m going to town
There’s no white, only brown
This number two is like a flood
OH NO NOW THERE’S BLOOD!

(Chorus)
I’m gonna be here all night
I’m not doing alright
Because the first wipe
Was a frictionless wipe

(Bridge)
It’s a marathon, not a sprint
A battle fought with every lint
Remember what grandfather said
You wipe and wipe until it’s red
I’m wiping fast I started slow
I’ll never cease wiping below
The paper’s running low
But I’ve got miles and miles to go

(Chorus)
I’m gonna be here all night
I’m not doing alright
Because the first wipe
Was a frictionless wipe

I’m gonna be here all night
I’m not doing alright
Because the first wipe
Was a frictionless wipe
I can’t see the light
I guess this is my plight
Because the very first wipe
Was a frictionless wipe

(Chorus)
I’m gonna be here all night (I’ll never stop wiping)
I’m not doing alright (I’ll wipe forever)
Because the first wipe (There’s so much blood)
Was a frictionless wipe (I think I need a doctor)
I wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe
I wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe
Because the first wipe
Was a frictionless wipe

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