From Trinkets to Treasure! ~ (Folk Rock) A Loot Gremlin Song

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A song created with the assistance of AI, about the loot gremlins in our lives.

Song created by FabledEcho
Assisted by EmiTV (https://www.youtube.com/@EmiTV)

Lyrics:
Call me greedy, call me sly,
If there’s loot around, it’s mine till I die.
From dusty chests to glowing crates,
I’ll grab it all—no time to wait!

I’m a Loot Gremlin, hear my call,
If it’s shiny, I want it all.
Gold coins, potions, even old boots,
I’ll hoard it all—I don’t dispute.

Loot Gremlin, creeping through the night,
Every corner checked, every bag stuffed tight.
Big or small, junk or treasure,
Taking it all is my greatest pleasure.

Encumbered? Sure, I can barely move,
But dropping gear? That’s not my groove.
“I might need this,” I always say,
Even for junk from a quest gone astray.

I’ll take your lamp, your broken sword,
A cracked old mug, I’ll never get bored.
Keys with no locks and maps that mislead,
Every useless item? Yeah, I need!

Loot Gremlin, creeping through the night,
Every corner checked, every bag stuffed tight.
Big or small, junk or treasure,
Taking it all is my greatest pleasure.

I’m the reason our party’s slow,
Dragging my hoard wherever we go.
But hey, when you need that rusty spade,
You’ll thank me for the plans I made!

From Skyrim’s keeps to Borderlands’ chests,
I scour the world for the loot that’s best.
In every game, I’ll leave no trace,
‘Cause I’ve looted it all from the whole damn place!

Loot Gremlin, creeping through the night,
Every corner checked, every bag stuffed tight.
Big or small, junk or treasure,
Taking it all is my greatest pleasure.

So don’t you judge, don’t roll your eyes,
When I’m weighed down with all my prize.
The Loot Gremlin’s life is the one for me,
I’m the master of hoarding, wild and free!