Leon Shinder - Dave's Dad (Dave Attell Tribute)

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This is a compilation of some of my favorite jokes by the great Dave Attell.
I've changed them a bit to fit the song.
Hope I'm not ruining them:

I don't like traveling
I guess it because my dad used to beat me up with a globe

I used to think that he was Superman
But when I grew up, I realized
He was just a drunk in a cape

He used to drink
scotch whiskey
Its such a classy drink
Until you shit your pants.

He believed
That gays should get married
As long as they're both the same race