Paul Thorn - It's A Great Day (For Me To Whoop Somebody's Ass) (HD)

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Paul Thorn - It's A Great Day (For Me To Whoop Somebody's Ass)

This song is performed by Paul Thorn and appears on the album Camel Toe (2003) and on the album Operation Radio (2006).

Lyrics:

Have you ever had one of those days
When nothing goes right?
Your wife starts bitching about
Whatever it was she was bitching about last night
So you escape into the bathroom
Just to sit there on your throne
But after you finish your business
The toilet paper's gone

Well, it's a great day
For me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked
If you cross my path
'Cause it's a great day
For me to whoop somebody's ass

Well, I was running late for work
So I poured me some coffee to go
And just before I had a flat tire
I spilled it all over my clothes
When the highway patrolman pulled up
I thought that help was on the way
But when he saw the tire tool in my hand
He shot me with pepper spray

Well, it's a great day
For me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked
If you cross my path
'Cause it's a great day
(Y'all can sing it, if you want to)
For me to whoop somebody's ass

When I finally made it to work
I was fifteen minutes late
I told my boss about the flat tire
But he fired me anyway
So here I am out in the parking lot
Just waiting by his Corvette
I'm gonna give him a goodbye present
That he never will forget
(Let's sing it together)

Well, it's a great day
For me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked
If you cross my path
'Cause it's a great day
For me to whoop somebody's ass

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