Pyrates! Uncharted Lands 12 Backside Rules The Navy

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Backside Rules The Navy
Pyrates!
Uncharted Lands
2014
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Backside rules the Navy,
Backside rules the sea.
If you want a bit of bum,
Better get it from me chum -
You'll get no Bum from me.

Let us sing a bit, of good old Captain Kitt,
Who sat one morning early in the head.
A bee came flying past, stung him on the ass,
And this is what the gallant captain said.

Now we'll hear some rhymes of Yeoman Second Grimes
Who ran the hook that hoisted up the mail.
One day as he stood watch it caught him in the crotch
And he cried as he went flying cross the rail....

Let us sing at gait, as cook was running late
as the second mate searched below the decks
He caught him dashing past, run him up his mast
and this is what the shipman had to say..

The skipper wore his caps, over good ole fashion maps
and for the good ole seaman he did call
they started having fun, as he filled him up with.....rum
and this is what the captain had to say....

Next we’ll sing a while, of a man with bags o’ style
for his shoes were made of Aussie crocodile
as he sat there on the docks, We showed him all our....rocks
and this is what the bos’n had to say....

Now to end my song I'll sing of AB Long
Whose member was not like his name at all.
When asked if he would tell, how he got along so well
His answer simply was as I recall, "It's very simple…”

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Pyrates! Be a sea faring band of Musical Marauders, sailing from th’ shores of the Olde Lowlands of Holland to rowdy ports across the world! A notorious band of buccaneers, who’ve imposed their own brand of pirate themed folk music to fellow pirates an’ unfortunate landlubbers not only in the United Kingdom but across tha’ seas themselves! Able bodied bawdy balladeers armed wi’ Guitar, Bass, Drums an' Fiddle. Dressed in full pirate costume an’ all in tha' quay of ARRRR!

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