SWITCH 2 EXPENSIVE: An Original Nintendo Song [by Random Encounters]

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The only thing standing between you and a Nintendo Switch 2 is a few hundred dollars, and a musical number.

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LYRICS:
I’m going to buy the Switch 2,
If it isn’t too expensive!
Surely, it’s a price I can afford!

And it isn’t like Nintendo’d
Make me pay out the rear end- Oh,
I’m the kind of loyal fanboy
They’ve historically adored!

I’m going to buy the Switch 2,
If it isn’t too expensive!
And really, how could it even be?

Once I’ve got it in my hands,
I’ll go cancel all my plans!
Unless the Switch 2
Is simply too expensive-

I’m gonna play my friend’s Switch 2,
Cause it’s simply too expensive.
A little too rich for my blood…

But I haven’t got misgivings
About crashing in their living space
And mooching off the moolah of
my higher income bud!

I’m gonna play my friend’s Switch 2,
Cause it’s simply too expensive,
But I know my amiga wouldn’t mind!

So I’ll drop by, say I missed them,
Go hog wild with their system,
Since the Switch 2
Is simply too expensive.

We’re gonna look at the Switch 2,
Cause it’s simply too expensive.
Hoping it marks down, but it won’t.

Sure, we’d play it on the go,
If we had that kind of dough,
But as everybody knows,
We don’t.

We’re gonna look at the Switch 2,
Cause it’s simply too expensive,
Imagining the Joy-cons going “click!”

Oh, if only we were playing,
Not just standing out here saying
That the Switch 2
Is simply too expensive…

We’re gonna steal a Switch 2,
Cause it’s simply too expensive!
We’re turning to a life of petty crime!

But we wouldn’t recommend it,
Since we both got apprehended,
And instead of doing racing,
We’re facing doing time.

We only stole that Switch 2,
Cause it’s simply too expensive.
Your Honor, we know that it was wrong…

Well, since you both admit it,
And I see why you did it…

Because the Switch 2
Is simply too expensive!