The Guinea Pig Song, Joe Pasquale

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When he smiles, he´s just a grinny pig
And when he drives, then he's a mini pig,
And when he smokes, he's a naughty nicotinny pig, nicotinny pig,
that's that guinea pig of ours.

When he says don't, he's a strict disciplinny pig,
And when he eats chinese, then he's a Mandarinny pig,
When he plays strings, then he's a Russian violinny pig, violinny pig,
that's that guinea pig of ours.

And when he throws, then he's a jolly javelinny pig,
Then he gets on his toes, and does his watch -me-spinny pig,
And when he slows, he's been a one too many ginny pig,
that guzzling guinea pig of ours.

And when he slims, he becomes quite the skinny pig,
Instead of sugar in his tea, he would rather sacharinny pig,
Then he bakes a chocolate cake, puts on a very pretty penny pig, pretty
penny pig,
that's that guinea pig of ours.

When he goes out, he's not an inny pig,
When he turns over a new leaf, then he's a new beginny pig,
And when he dies, he'll be a has-beeny pig, and we´ll chuck him in the binny pig,
with flowers,
And say farewell, to that old...
grinny, violinny, in a mini, nicotinny, javalinny, skinny guinea pig, of ours.

Credits
Song: Novelty song
Artist: Joe Pasquale
Animation: Courtesy of RememberOurMusic
English text transcription: Henry Muldrow