The Midnight Gospel - Captain Bryce's Rules (The Wobble Song)

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This song is from Season 1 Episode 6 (s1e6) "Vulture with Honor"

My name is Captain Bryce
And these are my rules
Don't touch the wobble if it's pink
Or you will age until you stink
If the wobble's gray like steam
You'll revert into a cream
If the wobble's red like rust
You'll die and rot and then throw up
If a patch is colored tan
Then your eyes will melt
Don't touch the wobble if it's blue
Cause your legs will look like that
If the wobble smells like flowers
Run real fast or we'll both die
If it's brown, then it's okay
But don't confuse brown with tan
When the wobble's neon green
Then I'm not sure what will happen
Thus concludes my list of rules
I am Captain Bryce!