You Like It Slow

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Snuck this one in before Mrs H could veto it—

We know what you're thinking:
“Did JJ really record another track like this?”

About "recording"?

Yes.
Yes, he did.

To be fair,
the track with the most likes...
is a spicy one!

But, you know what?
We're not mocking him for it.
We're celebrating it.

Because Mrs H still looks at him like that.
And with a voice like that, who could blame her?
Because he still puts the bins out and gets on his knees.
Because this dude writes tracks that could fog a mirror—
and they’re still basically love letters.

This isn't a brag.
It's a tribute.
To knowing your partner.
To wanting them, deeply, still.
To great sex, and the kind of trust it takes to go there—

So here's to JJ—
writing songs that are hot because they're honest,
and honest because they're his.

We’ll roll our eyes, sure.
But we’ll still turn it up.
Because this?
This is how it’s done.

Misbehaving voices.

You do it slow,
just to watch her fall apart.

And here’s to long-term heat,
to partners who don’t play coy,
to being utterly, wreckedly in love—
and still making each other blush at breakfast.

Raise a glass, press play,
and don’t pretend you’re not taking notes. :)